I know everyone was waiting for my usual inspirational message, but for day 1 I need to address the elephant in every room ever-the ugly yawn face.

There are people out there who can make typical ugly face activities look good. For example, sneezing, crying, and trying to act natural when there’s a funky odor in a room. One thing I have NEVER seen anyone avoid is an ugly yawn. Whether you are trying to stop the yawn or determine if it will be a sneeze, there is a certain nose-mouth movement that basically looks hideous on everyone. THE FACE CANNOT BE AVOIDED! After the initial yawn sensation it gets worse.

When the actual yawn occurs, there is a spectrum of excessively open mouth, wide eyed expression to literally appearing as if your body is convulsing. This is no joke, I know a guy who consistently makes me think he may be getting tasered behind his back every time he lets out a yawn. It’s disturbing, frankly.

You cannot run from the yawn, you cannot hide from the yawn. The yawn occurs and makes you feel a bit exhausted and empty inside and you know it will then search for its next victim in the chain. If no one else is around it makes its way back to you. The yawn has no apologies, and although I am certain there is some medical reason for yawns that I could google, I’d rather spend that two minutes trying to get the perfect “delfie” (aka selfie of me and my dog).

I guess the ugly yawn face needs to exist in this world. How else could tmz get photos of our favorite celebs allegedly “yelling” at their beau? How else could we see beautiful people daily and realize they are just like us? I apologize for using the word “yawn” way too excessively and promise I will be back with my usual inspirational love for day 2.